A blonde woman was in a snowstorm and got lost. But she remembered what her father had told her to wait until a snow plow came along and to follow it. Sure enough a little while later a snow plow did come along so whe started to follow it. After a while the snow plow driver got out of his truck and said, “I’m finished with the Wal-Mart parking lot but you can follow me over to Home Depot if you want.”
“...wait until a snow plow came along and to follow it.”
LOL! - A about 15 years ago I was headed from west Tennessee toward Ashville on I-40. After passing through Knoxville it started to snow, and by the time I got to the North Carolina line it was snowing hard and blowing. Before long I was stuck in a traffic jam that stretched maybe 40 miles into Ashville. Just plain Stuck!
It was a SOTU night, so I got to listen to Clinton expound his BS on the radio. I started to look for ways to get off I-40 and out of that miles long parking lot. I saw a snow plow coming over on the right shoulder behind me...bingo! I managed to get over to the right and followed that snow plow to an exit and off the Interstate. I think I was near Clyde. From there I worked my way on conventional highways to I-26 and had smooth sailing from there. Heard the next day that some folks were still stuck in that I-40 parking lot at noon the next day. The moral of this story, ‘if you get lost follow a snow plow!’