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Squirrels are the true threat to America’s infrastructure
Grist ^ | 29 Jan 2014 | Sarah Laskow

Posted on 01/29/2014 2:51:30 PM PST by thackney

We may worry about hackers taking down the electrical grid, says Eugene K. Chow at The Week, just like we worry about, for example, bikers hitting frail old ladies crossing the street. But both threats are overblown. Like biker-on-old-lady violence, cyberattacks are so rare that they’re notable — we fear them and talk about them precisely because they don’t happen very often. But the true threat lies elsewhere, with more common villains. On the street, of course, it’s cars. In the nation’s electricity infrastructure, it’s squirrels.

Chow explains:

Even squirrels are proving to be, well, a squirrelly problem. No one really knows how much damage the rodents do, but it’s certainly more than hackers manage. A cursory analysis in The New York Times found that over a four month span last year, squirrels caused at least 50 power outages across the country — and those were just the ones that made the news. And while no one knows how many people are affected by squirrel-related outages each year, in just two days last June, four squirrel-related incidents left more than 18,000 homes in four different states in the dark. How do squirrels manage such mayhem? They simply chew through wires or scamper over fragile electrical equipment.

Of course, it’s possible that the hackers have hacked the squirrels and are controlling their sharp little teeth from Romania. In this day and age, you can never be sure.


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KEYWORDS: electricity; energy; squirrel
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It was difficult to read the title and not think of:

The Squirrel Grenade
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1 posted on 01/29/2014 2:51:30 PM PST by thackney
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To: Lazamataz
Squirrel courtesy ping
2 posted on 01/29/2014 2:52:10 PM PST by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer)
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To: thackney
My dawgs are on the case.

Squirrels have a tough life (well, at least they have personal trainers) around here (Ground hogs, even more so).

3 posted on 01/29/2014 2:53:44 PM PST by Paladin2
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To: thackney
Well, that would explain Biden's presidential ambitions...


4 posted on 01/29/2014 2:57:05 PM PST by COBOL2Java (I'm a Christian, pro-life, pro-gun, Reaganite. The GOP hates me. Why should I vote for them?)
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To: thackney

I fraught the squirrel war and won. I persueded thr power co CEO that he didn’t have a squirrel problem, he had an engineering problem

All that is necessary is for the head engineer to buy the red rubber sleeves and install them on the transformers.

The fried squirrels or fish or hawks come to an end


5 posted on 01/29/2014 2:57:45 PM PST by bert ((K.E. N.P. N.C. +12 ..... History is a process, not an event)
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To: thackney

This is all due to the shortage of 22LR


6 posted on 01/29/2014 2:58:50 PM PST by ChildOfThe60s ((If you can remember the 60s.....you weren't really there)
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Dogs already knew this.


7 posted on 01/29/2014 3:00:19 PM PST by Gene Eric (Don't be a statist!)
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To: Paladin2
True story...My daughter whacked a squirrel with her car and it croaked. My daughter couldn't stop crying. OMG...she went on and on and ruined a great day.

Two days later, I called her and said I was from the SPCA and someone had reported that she hit a squirrel and just kept going instead of reporting it and it was going to cost her a $50 fine.

To make a long story short...she didn't talk to me for 3 days.

8 posted on 01/29/2014 3:00:21 PM PST by Sacajaweau
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To: thackney

9 posted on 01/29/2014 3:00:23 PM PST by SandRat (Duty - Honor - Country! What else needs said?)
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To: thackney

I was at Ft. Benning, GA one time and a squirrel got into a transformer and shorted something out. It knocked-out power to most of the base. They didn’t seem to have much of a back-up power system on base either. Perhaps for the critical communications or something, but I don’t really know for sure. It took several hours to restore power.


10 posted on 01/29/2014 3:00:30 PM PST by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: thackney; Lazamataz
oh! .. i rem: this post/one of the funniest ever.

11 posted on 01/29/2014 3:00:50 PM PST by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun..0'Caligula / 0'Reid / 0'Pelosi)
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To: thackney
what squirrel problem???

12 posted on 01/29/2014 3:01:02 PM PST by BCW (Salva reipublicae)
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To: thackney

Wow, a squirrel ping. Let’s see, does anyone know if here’s a long-eared jerboa ping?


13 posted on 01/29/2014 3:01:19 PM PST by PapaNew
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To: thackney
Looks like a elite force.


14 posted on 01/29/2014 3:01:38 PM PST by Theoria (End Socialism : No more GOP and Dem candidates)
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To: ChildOfThe60s
Shortage? I've got bricks and bricks of the stuff.

/johnny

15 posted on 01/29/2014 3:01:39 PM PST by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: thackney

One of my bicycles is a Squirrel”

Cyclist parlance for twitchy overly sensitive steering.

It would be the one I have problems avoiding the old-lady on


16 posted on 01/29/2014 3:04:27 PM PST by Fai Mao (Genius at Large)
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To: thackney

Keep your squirrel population healthy and well fed.

Look at them as a form of long term food storage for when the Oconomy destroys the world as we know it.


17 posted on 01/29/2014 3:04:32 PM PST by Iron Munro ("Sooner or later everyone sits down to a banquet of consequences." - Robert Louis Stevenson)
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To: thackney

My Granddad owned a Pecan orchard in middle Georgia, and he would charge people a dollar to go in and kill as many squirrels as they wanted.


18 posted on 01/29/2014 3:10:49 PM PST by real saxophonist
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To: thackney
Let's get Doug on it!


19 posted on 01/29/2014 3:11:43 PM PST by rlmorel ("A nation, despicable by its weakness, forfeits even the privilege of being neutral." A. Hamilton)
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To: Iron Munro
"Look at them as a form of long term food storage for when the Oconomy destroys the world as we know it."


20 posted on 01/29/2014 3:13:37 PM PST by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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