Are You Ready for International Beastiality Rights Day? Yeah, You Read that Right

Rightwing News ^ | 1/28/14 | Duane Lester

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Levoin’ ewe is easy cause ewe’re beautiful
Makin’ levo with ewe is all I wanna do
Levoin’ ewe is more than just a dream come true
And everything that I do is out of levoin’ ewe
La la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la la la la la
Do do do do do...
Ooooooooh.

No one else can make me feel
The colors that ewe bring
Stay with me while we grow old
And we will live each day in springtime

Cause levoin’ ewe has made my life so beautiful
And every day my life is filled with levoin’ ewe
Levoin’ ewe I see ewe’s soul come shinin’ through
And every time that we oooooh
I’m more in levo with ewe
La la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la la la la la
Do do do do do...
Ooooooooh.

—with apologies to Minnie Riperton (R.I.P.)

[Mark17]

I thought they already celebrated Bestiality Day in places like Afghanistan and other muslim countries.

They celebrate goat humping 365 days a year there. They have no need for a special day.