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Are You Ready for International Beastiality Rights Day? Yeah, You Read that Right
Rightwing News ^ | 1/28/14 | Duane Lester

Posted on 01/29/2014 4:51:18 PM PST by Impala64ssa

I love my dog Sadie, but I don’t “levo” my dog Sadie. What’s the difference? Make sure you want to know before scrolling down, and make sure you have a barf bag nearby:

Pretty much what I expected beastiality activists to look like.

Love is a religious word. Love is a medieval word. Love is an outdated word. Being a resident-thus a connoisseur of the postmodern era-I am well aware of how things are. It is commonly mentioned that the only thing we can rely on now is not science or religion, but the relationships shared with others.

But what is Levo? Levo is the concept of limitless compassion undefined by stereotype and dogma. How is it used in sentence? “I am in Levo with my horse.”/ “I am in Levo with my gay husband” / “I am in Levo with my transgendered girlfriend.”

It gets worse:

I’d like you all to sit back for a moment and listen. Reflect on each line and get used to them, because from now on I’ll be mentioning them more often. You have not come this far to turn tail and leave, right?

A man is in a relationship with his horse. A man is in a relationship with his wife.

A woman is in a relationship with her dog. A woman is in a relationship with her husband.

A man shows compassion to his horse. A man shows compassion to his wife.

A woman shows compassion to her dog. A woman shows compassion to her husband.

A man has sex with his horse. A man has sex with his wife.

A woman has sex with her dog. A woman has sex with her husband.

What is compassion? What is attraction? Does it rest in sex? Does it rest in adoration? Is sex the ultimate display of adoration? Is adoration ultimately displayed through Sex? There is one thing that links everything together, and that is Levo.

This is the thinking behind the ‘International Zoophile-Rights/Beastiality-Rights Day,’ slated for February 1st.

Yeah, this seems outrageous, but does the idea of pedophilia being normal, and that idea is being pushed more and more each day.

It’s fringe, for now. But how long will it be before “animal lovers” are demanding their rights in American streets?


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs
KEYWORDS: deviancy; moonbattery
How long before we expand the LGBTQ acronym? This is certainly FUBAR
1 posted on 01/29/2014 4:51:18 PM PST by Impala64ssa
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To: Impala64ssa

I thought they already celebrated Bestiality Day in places like Afghanistan and other muslim countries.


2 posted on 01/29/2014 4:53:21 PM PST by x1stcav ("The past is a foreign country: they do things differently there.")
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To: Impala64ssa

Think I’ll take Saturday off.


3 posted on 01/29/2014 4:56:13 PM PST by upchuck (Stop this abuse now! Get behind Convention of States: http://bit.ly/1ak1Iz9)
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To: Impala64ssa; Revolting cat!
I love my dog Sadie, but I don’t “levo” my dog Sadie

Such a tease.

4 posted on 01/29/2014 4:58:36 PM PST by a fool in paradise ("Health care is too important to be left to the government.")
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To: Impala64ssa

Why not? I have a spiked baseball bat.


5 posted on 01/29/2014 5:01:17 PM PST by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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To: a fool in paradise

You better keep your damn hands off my dog.


6 posted on 01/29/2014 5:01:38 PM PST by chicagolady (Mexican Elite say: EXPORT Poverty and Let the the Stupid AmericanTaxpayer foot the bill !)
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To: x1stcav

Every day is Bestiality day for Muslims.


7 posted on 01/29/2014 5:09:46 PM PST by Blood of Tyrants (Haven't you lost enough freedoms? Support an end to the WOD now.)
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To: chicagolady
To hear the animal rights activists tell it, keeping a pet is akin to keeping a slave.

To hear the sex bureaucrats tell it, a grandmother hugging a grandchild is “offensive” because many times the child is resistant but is hugged anyways.

My comment was said sarcastically but there are plenty of liberals who do hold that position.

8 posted on 01/29/2014 5:10:19 PM PST by a fool in paradise ("Health care is too important to be left to the government.")
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To: Impala64ssa

Just wait until they demand their rights to marry their beasts. Bank on it.


9 posted on 01/29/2014 5:14:20 PM PST by tflabo (Truth or Tyranny)
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To: tflabo

California will be first.


10 posted on 01/29/2014 5:17:55 PM PST by clintonh8r (Don't twerk me, Bro!)
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To: Impala64ssa

God does not reject a people. God allows them to reject Him (free will), and them such obomantions follow. Sigh.


11 posted on 01/29/2014 5:32:48 PM PST by piytar (The predator-class is furious that their prey are shooting back.)
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To: Impala64ssa
February 1st? That's two months early...
12 posted on 01/29/2014 5:42:29 PM PST by null and void (<--- unwilling cattle-car passenger on the bullet train to serfdom)
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To: Impala64ssa

Not many times you can say islam is way out in front taking the lead on an idea. This looks to be one of them.


13 posted on 01/29/2014 5:44:23 PM PST by lurk
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To: Impala64ssa

Neither children nor animals are capable of giving consent to being used as sex objects.

Time for the perverts to take a hike. This is going way to far.


14 posted on 01/29/2014 5:46:47 PM PST by OpusatFR
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To: Impala64ssa

http://www.johnspeedie.com/healy/goldberg.wav


15 posted on 01/29/2014 5:51:55 PM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: a fool in paradise
...a grandmother hugging a grandchild is “offensive” because many times the child is resistant but is hugged anyways.

Brings back horrid memories of my grandmother on my mothers side...complete with bad breath, a mustache that Groucho would have been proud of, makeup applied with a mortar trowel, pendulous breasts that threatened to swallow me alive, a turkey wattle throat and stockings only up to her knees...ugh!

My comment was said sarcastically but there are plenty of liberals who do hold that position.

Oh, I get your sarcasm, and I sure as hell ain't no liberal, but you never saw my grandmother, either.

16 posted on 01/29/2014 5:56:51 PM PST by OldSmaj (I am an avowed enemy of islam and obama is a damned fool and traitor. Questions?)
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To: Impala64ssa

No Incest is the next frontier to fall...if you can have Gay marrige...why not Gay Incestuous marrige ..there no inbreeding issue so how is it diffrence if the law can not prohibit one how is the law going to prohibit the other?..


17 posted on 01/29/2014 6:00:32 PM PST by tophat9000 (Are we headed to a Cracker Slacker War?)
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To: Impala64ssa
Yeah, this seems outrageous, but does the idea of pedophilia being normal, and that idea is being pushed more and more each day.

Yeah, well "they" may eventually legalize pedophilia. But I'll still take a baseball bat to any adult that admits to (or is caught at it) sex with a child. They'd have to search pretty hard to find a jury that would lock me up for beating the crap out of a pedophile. I imagine a *LOT* of people feel as I do on this subject.

18 posted on 01/29/2014 6:09:07 PM PST by ChildOfThe60s ((If you can remember the 60s.....you weren't really there)
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To: OpusatFR

See my post #18

There will come a time when we must do what is right, and the “law” be damned.


19 posted on 01/29/2014 6:11:22 PM PST by ChildOfThe60s ((If you can remember the 60s.....you weren't really there)
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To: tflabo

“Just wait until they demand their rights to marry their beasts. Bank on it.”

Take a look at some of the liberal women out there. Your comment is apparently a few decades late.


20 posted on 01/29/2014 6:18:44 PM PST by I cannot think of a name
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To: Impala64ssa

Levoin’ ewe is easy cause ewe’re beautiful
Makin’ levo with ewe is all I wanna do
Levoin’ ewe is more than just a dream come true
And everything that I do is out of levoin’ ewe
La la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la la la la la
Do do do do do...
Ooooooooh.

No one else can make me feel
The colors that ewe bring
Stay with me while we grow old
And we will live each day in springtime

Cause levoin’ ewe has made my life so beautiful
And every day my life is filled with levoin’ ewe
Levoin’ ewe I see ewe’s soul come shinin’ through
And every time that we oooooh
I’m more in levo with ewe
La la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la la la la la
Do do do do do...
Ooooooooh.

—with apologies to Minnie Riperton (R.I.P.)


21 posted on 01/29/2014 6:23:27 PM PST by RichInOC ("C'm'on, baby, give Daddy some levoin'." "Baaaaaaaa!")
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To: x1stcav
I thought they already celebrated Bestiality Day in places like Afghanistan and other muslim countries.

They celebrate goat humping 365 days a year there. They have no need for a special day.

22 posted on 01/29/2014 9:54:20 PM PST by Mark17 (Chicago Blackhawks: Stanley Cup champions 2010, 2013. Vietnam Vet 70-71 Msgt US Air Force, retired)
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