“Cowboys aren’t easy and they’re harder to hold”.
What has 100 legs, six teeth, an IQ of 40, and flies?
The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.
Stan: Hoohh, like Independence Day? That sucked ass, too.
Cartman: No, dude, independent films are those black and white hippie movies. They’re always about gay cowboys eating pudding.
Wendy: No they’re not! Independent films are produced outside the Hollywood system. They’re movies about all the glitz and glamour of Hollywood.
Cartman: Byeh, sure. Well, you show me one independent film that [thump] isn’t about gay cowboys eating pudding!
He’s going to record a remake of one of his greatest hits,
“To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before.”