-——allegations of infidelity——
Chewbacca is thought to have been chased from the park across the street by SS agents on several occasions.
The Special Agent in Charge said “that Wookie comes sniffing around and we can’t do anything but sic the dogs on him and chase him away.”
Chewie could not be located to confirm the allegations
A real Wookie would eat those dogs...just like the president.