I Fly the Flag and Celebrate.
1. New Years Day.
2. Lincoln's Birthday.
3. Washington”s Birthday.
4. Orthodox Easter Sunday.
5. Mother”s Day.
6. Armed Forces Day.
7. Memorial Day.
8. Flag Day.
9. Father”s Day.
10. Independence Day.
11. Korean War Ended.
12. Navy Day.
13. Armistice Day.
14. Thanksgiving Day.
15. National PeralHarbor Day.
16. Christmas Day.
Obviously you are a bad terrible evil wicked hate filled person. :-)
You forgot Patriot Day which is in remembrance of 9/11.