It took you two full hours to come up with those little trump cards? Since you’re a delusional master of the wit and, now, purposeful speller of all things ‘ironic’ - let me spell THIS out for you, so that you might get it... Dr. Carrrrrson would mop the floor, INTELLECTUALLY, with a twerp like Sgt. Whatsis Face.
I know your type - it’s spelled ‘p h o n y’.