Posted on 02/12/2014 11:26:53 AM PST by Ragnar54
It’s not too late to send an expedition to the middle of the Great Lakes! hehe
It’s weather, not climate people.
If it’s cold, it’s just weather, and that’s not climate. If it’s warm, then it’s a climatological trend.
So sayeth Algore.
As soon as hell freezes over we know we have had it.
Why do you people always insist that catastrophic global warming actually result in it getting warmer? The nerve of some people. You idiot conservatives will wait until we all freeze to death to finally acknowledge global warming ....
Do you have to go to ice school to become an ice expert?
You have to graduate from junior ice school, first.
Time to relocate some of those Polar Bears off the ice chunks floating around Alaska i’ve seen pictures of.
I want to be the first to purchase a Polar Bear License in Michigan!
“Perhaps the warmists will scuba dive to find the warm water in Lake Superior. I’ll be happy to contribute some lead weights to the expedition.”
It’s far to deep for scuba gear, but I would be happy to donate some lead for their journey.
As soon as it does you know that there are loons dying to skate the length of it — never to be heard from again.
Gonna gets me a job as an “ice expert”.
Global Warming guru Algore – wearing his ever present Nobel medal – is seen here en-route to an important “scientific” conference in Nassau hosted by the UN/IPCC where he was to be the keynote speaker.
Topics on the agenda were to have included “Finding a Good Bail Bondsman,” “Not ALL Criminal Lawyers Are Sharks,” “Changing Careers for Dummies,” “You Want Fries With That?,” “How To Encrypt Emails,” “The Best Prison Jobs,” “Getting Along With Your Cellmate” and “Getting Used to Sleeping On Your Back.”
A sudden – and unfortunate – blast of what the “scientist” in charge of the conference termed “global warming” caused the meeting to be rescheduled until Algore can be thawed some time next Spring – assuming there will BE one.
Our reporter has learned that the influential conservative web site Free Republic has launched a contribution drive to rent a freezer locker in which to keep Gore for the 10 to 15 years estimated it will take for the so-called “mainstream media” to begin covering the Climategate story.
Time to go fill up my SUV and drive around for awhile. Just doing my part to save the world.
Alert the Japs first so they can rescue! ! ! ! ! ! !
Yup. It’s all due to global warming.
No but it helps, especially if you want a ihd. (Ice doctorate)
That is the beauty of Global Climate Change.™ It is so much more flexible than Global Cooling or Global Warming ever were.
Is it warmer than usual today? That is proof of Global Climate Change.™
Is it colder than usual today? That is proof of Global Climate Change.™
Is it wetter than usual today? That is proof of Global Climate Change.™
Is it dryer than usual today? That is proof of Global Climate Change.™
Is it cloudier, less cloudy, windier, less windy? It doesn't matter! No matter what the weather happens to be, it is proof of Global Climate Change.™
Everything is proof of Global Climate Change.™ Nothing is evidence against it.
Of course, it is all Bush's fault. Bush and those damned SUVs. Womyn and minorities will be hardest hit.
Thank Algore that a solution has been found. All we need is more central government control. This time, communism will work!
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