[vette6387]

Just wondering if there is ONE RAT ALIVE that’s honest!

[Norm Lenhart]

Why wonder? Unicorns are genetically possible via mutation. An honest Democrat via any means is not.

[Da Coyote]

“Just wondering if there is ONE RAT ALIVE that’s honest!”

If: Democrat
Then: 100% crook, 100% of the time.

Now, that was simple, easy to remember, and very very correct.

Lesson two:

If: Republican
Then: 95% crook, 100% of the time.

We all know the few exceptions to lesson two.

The Daleks knew what to do.