Here is a joke that came to us via FReeper, Beave Meister:
Bill use to jog around the DC in the morning whenever he could. He use to run with Secret Service agents. One day while he was jogging he see’s this middle aged hooker standing on the corner. She yells to the President and points to herself, “Hey Bill, fifty bucks.” Bill laughs then winks at the Secret Service agents and yells back, “five bucks.” The next day, Bill jogs the same route with the Secret Service agents. He see’s the same hooker standing on the corner. She yells to the President again, “Hey Bill, fifty bucks.” Bill yells back, “five bucks” and he and the agents all have a good laugh.
This goes on for a couple of weeks, the hooker, “Hey Bill, fifty bucks” and Bill, “Five bucks.” Then one morning Bill’s wife Hillary says she wants to go jogging with him. Bill say “Sure” and out they go. As they approach the corner where the hooker stands, Bill whispers to one of the agents, “I hope that hooker doesn’t say anything.” Sure enough the hooker is standing on the corner and she just stares at Bill, Hillary and the agents as they all go jogging by.
Then the hooker yells out, “See what you get for five bucks.”
We need more jokes!
The problem with political jokes is that they get elected.