If you want to freak out people who insist on eating only “organic” food, tell them it is a lie, that their food is contaminated with molecules other than carbon, many of which have no carbon in the *at all*, so they are not “organic”.
Most organic compounds are nasty and toxic. I have no idea why so much romanticism is entwined with the word “organic.”
Same thing with “natural.”
People attach a religious significance to these words, which is not based in scientific reality at all.
LOL That will only have good effect if they have a rudimentary understanding of chemistry though.