Well we know it started long before ‘see through bags’, no purses or backpacks, NO tail gating before the Stupor Bowl.
The next obvious move is when the announcers say the teams are in the ‘Red Zone’ that because of all the Commies and Indians being offended, the announcer will either be led out of the booth in handcuffs OR they will simply go up and THROW him out of the booth in the direction of the field.
No more ‘dances’ after a tackle the tackled will have to bow to the tackler. While we get to the bowing, make the tackles and guards resemble Sumu Wrestlers so as to give the thinness challenged more eligible to get the big bucks.
If a team is thought to be praying or thanking ‘God’ they will be penalized.
In baseball, anyone who would DARE make the ‘sign of the Cross’ or ‘blow a kiss towards heaven’ would be suspended indefinitely.
“In baseball, anyone who would DARE make the ‘sign of the Cross’ or ‘blow a kiss towards heaven’ would be suspended indefinitely.”
In baseball, anyone who would dare to make the choke sign while performing a fruity prancing dance down to first after drawing a walk would get creamed. Nobody wants 90+ anywhere much less their lips. That’s why they don’t do it.
NFL has no self policing from other players, so you get gyrating hulk posturing and chest thumping from 300lb+ behemoths after they happen to fall on a loose ball. NFL need some way for the players to self police the jerks, not rules suitable for 4 year olds.
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