John Kerry has really established a new standard, in that, with a flashlight, map, compass and GPS, he *still* cannot find his own rear end.
At least Hillary knows what Bill’s naked rear end looks like, having repeatedly walked in on him displaying it while vigorously humping some zoftig plumpkin.
After which he unabashedly argues, “That...was...not...me!”
Thank’s for the word of the day!