[Milton Miteybad]

I wanted to know why the other people at the table weren’t laughing.

You'd probably have to be able to understand what this vapor-brain was saying before laughing at it. Or maybe not.

Seriously...is there a transcript? I'd like to know what this airhead was trying to say.

[Billthedrill]

...is there a transcript?

Ditto the request. I couldn't even make out most of the profanities.