Mine have long ears and short tails.
Fat pigs...
LOL
Vet says they are perfect weight.
They get walked all the time, have never been left alone more than an hour, played with, discipline practice and generally are reinforced as the good boys they are.
One has learned how to punch me on the leg. I usually have a conversation with them about how I never feed them from the dinner table.
They just look at me like I’m stupid or too retarded to know better and they wait me out...
Thankfully I don’t have cats....
Luckily, mine is easily satisfied with a few bits of cheese and not money.