[Enterprise]

"The Ukrainians can't be left alone to face Russia, and the Kremlin's annexation of Crimea can't be allowed to stand."

Well, females and gays who want to be on the front lines, here's your chance. Good luck!

[Psalm 144]

Or give that editor a rifle.

[Donald Rumsfeld Fan]

Well, females and gays who want to be on the front lines, here's your chance. Good luck!