[Biggirl]

Good Evening, WELCOME Mark,Carriage_Hill,Everyone!:)=^..^=

[Biggirl]

Giant Mark PING List. IT’S HERE! The long-awaited new book on how to fix our broken government. Restore the Republic!

Mark explains it ALL… and boy do we NEED him!!

Levin Frinks List:
1. Yhello, Yhello, Yhello
2. Get off the phone you _________________ ! :
3. Wiener Nation or “BACK BENCHER” Mention
4. Mark says “Thank Me" or "Thank Me very Much"
5. Mark makes the gargle sound or “Levintizes” a caller
6. "Women's Underwear" (OVERBITE’s Theme Song) or "I'm Against It" by Groucho
7. A FReeper Mention, FReeper Caller, or MarkLevinFan.com Mention
8. “COCKAMAMIE!”
9. Mark mentions Lactose Intolerance or gives away Free Government Cheese
10. It's [time] Under God!
11. Mention of the New York Slimes or Washington Compost
12. Mark calls someone a “Dumbass”
13. Mark plays – and SINGS! – “Kumbaya”
14. Mark says “God bless us!” or “THERE, I SAID IT!” or “Yabba Dabba Doo”
15. Mark mentions the “clintonoids with their hemmorhoids”
16. Mark plays the “Quack Quack” or cuckoo clock sounds
17. “I WILL SUE THEIR ASSES!”
18. A RuPaul supporter or Crazy-Jim catches mister call screener napping
19. “Barack MILHAUS Nobama”
and last but most important…
20. MARK CALLS A “LEVIN SURGE!”

[Clint N. Suhks]

Holy Truck!

[MAKOTHEDOG]

Funny joke for a Friday.

Working people frequently ask me what I do to make my days interesting. Well, for example, the other day, Kate, my wife and I went into town and visited a shop.

When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, ‘Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?’

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.

I called him an “a**hole”. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.

So Kate called him a “sh** head”. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing more tickets. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.

We always look for cars with “OBAMA 2012” stickers.

We try to have a little fun each day now that we’re retired. It’s important at our age.

[Repeal The 17th]

I just now got here.
taking a break from doing my taxes.
Crap.

[WilliamofCarmichael]

Brian Sussman always does a great job filling in for Mark Levin.

I am a fan of his KSFO morning show that includes the very talented Katie Green..

I will offer to Mr. Sussman and Ms Green my solution for Washington, D.C.

From the Chambers to the chamber pot..

Void the bowels of Washington, D.C. 2014 - 2016