[Fightin Whitey]

if he could convince the LIV that Mandela wrote the Gettysburg Address

Afraid we're well past that point.

Even that doped-up back-stabbing intern-killing liar Joe Scarborough has told of the day his young son, 8 or 9 years old, came home from school claiming history was his favorite class.

Joe said to him, "History, huh? So tell me who was the first president of the United States?"

"Martin Luther King!" the old chip of the block replied.

[Fightin Whitey]

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