It's really up to the GOP to come up with someone better than a Mormon. <
If you have cable TV, there won’t be much on to watch.
If there isn’t much on to watch, you will answer your door whenever someone rings.
If you open your door, you will see mormons.
If you talk to mormons, they will trick you into “praying about whether something is true”.
If you rely on your feelings, you may become a mormon.
If you become a mormon, you will have to wear magic underwear!
If you wear magic underwear, people will immediately label you as a cultist.
DON’T be a cultist!
Get DirectTV.
Lol.
YEARS ago we did have the Mormons. That was when our neighborhood was still young. We're all old now and the Mormons have gone the way of the dodo.
I had that read when the Internet first came out. The Mormon kids would get a hold of the REAL world, and THAT'S all she wrote.
It's happened that way. I have a distant cousin by marriage who WAS a Mormon. His stepfather was my mother's brother. My cousin married a Catholic, became Catholic. Now, he's nothing, living in Las Vegas. I love him dearly. He's more of a cousin than my blood cousins.
That direct T.V. ad has to be one of the more stupid and inane commercial. Of course, there are SO MANY, it's not easy to discern.