Now I've heard everything..........
To: Sub-Driver
Original line: Don’t have sex, have a cigar.
2 posted on
03/14/2014 2:41:45 PM PDT by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: Sub-Driver
Translation: “save all the chicks for me!”
3 posted on
03/14/2014 2:43:31 PM PDT by
varyouga
To: Sub-Driver
“Don’t have sex...the dry cleaners can get the spot out of your dress.”
To: Sub-Driver
Half sex is by yourself.
Double sex is with TWO interns.
5 posted on
03/14/2014 2:59:36 PM PDT by
Scrambler Bob
("The Pen" has a nice ring to it, kind of like "Graybar Hotel")
To: Sub-Driver; Clintonfatigued; GOPsterinMA; BillyBoy; fieldmarshaldj; NFHale; Bender2; KC_Lion; ...
It would have been soooooo g**damn funny if he had delivered that line.
Like if Michael Moore gave a speech on the dangers of eating McDonalds.
6 posted on
03/14/2014 9:44:13 PM PDT by
Impy
(RED=COMMUNIST, NOT REPUBLICAN)
To: Sub-Driver
I remember them trying to spin the Lewinsky thing by saying he had the experience to be an authoritative "good example" to our youth by telling us what a bad idea casual sex was.
Reminded me of old Southern Baptist jokes where the preacher would tell the congregation that they didn't need to drink/smoke/dance/have extra-marital sex because, as their leader, he had done all those things to save them from having to do them.
Apologies to any Southern Baptists that now realize it was all a ploy and are mad as hell that they missed out on the first-hand experiences.
9 posted on
03/15/2014 3:25:36 AM PDT by
trebb
(Where in the the hell has my country gone?)
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