Racist Elephants

Townhall.com ^ | March 17, 2014 | Neil Boortz

[tumblindice]

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[Mr. K]

i guess I needed the /sarc tags?

[Mr. K]

I had a family member who owned a store. I would disagree with these statistics

[MrB]

No, you didn’t need a sarc tag.

I was just pointing out that people who react to learned dangers in rational ways are in no way “racist”.

[RipSawyer]

Unquestionable proof that elephants are smarter than democrats.

[Nea Wood]

My sister has a birdbath outside her house, and she says that if more than one bird is using the birdbath at the same time, it’s always the same kind of bird. Never will two different types get in the birdbath at the same time.

[beelzepug]

“I had a family member who owned a store. I would disagree with these statistics.

I suppose it depends on the make-up of the neighborhood, too.

[Kaslin]

Remember their symbol is the Jackass.

[BenLurkin]

You mean...birds of a feather really do flock together?

[qam1]

Maasai men like to wear red robes. Kamba men do not. So when the elephants see men in red robes approaching they react defensively

uuummmmmmm. Aren't Elephants colorblind like most mammals?

[Fresh Wind]

You mean...birds of a feather really do flock together?

Indeed they do.

And thank you for using the politically correct term..."birds of a feather" instead of "feathered birds".

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

They don't see colors like we do but "red" would be a different shade then "blue" to them.

They do not see the world just in black and white.

[RipSawyer]

And well it should be.

[MarkL]

uuummmmmmm. Aren't Elephants colorblind like most mammals?

I don't know, but it seems that they ARE scared of mice...

Mythbusters

Mark