It’s in Islamabad.
No, it’s in the Uighur Republic.
No, it’s in South India.
No, it’s in Rangoon.
No, it’s in Ecuador.
Wait a minute, I heard someone saw it in Mali!
Lots of very interesting speculation but... where is it, really?
A girl in tight jeans can carry a dime in her pocket, and we have satellites that can read if it’s heads or tails from outer space, so... where’s the airplane?
Apparently our analysts are too busy looking at nice butts to look for planes where they shouldn’t be. Well, who can blame them?