[lentulusgracchus]

Cartoonist needs to give Vlad a nice wide "choker" collar, with spikes and studs and other neat stuff.

[Covenantor]

Cartoonist needs to give Vlad a nice wide "choker" collar, with spikes and studs and other neat stuff.

Sadly, it's our zhopnik rainbow dyed poodle who's more likely to have that gear in his trousseau. Consistent with his "butch" reaction to Putin. Our pup is more used to bottom than top.