Now how do you come up with those pictures so fast?
I'm the poor man's Dennis Miller? lol
Perhaps much of my "talent" comes from being shielded from TV for four years, during my tour in Germany. I lived 10+ miles off post, so there was no American TV to watch. My free time was spent reading (voraciously), and getting into discussions with neighbors at the local gasthaus. They spoke excellent English, which was a big help until, over time, my German skills became conversational.
Back to your question: the real answer is I have no earthly idea. lol