I found bitcoins in a hole in my back yard. I’ve been treasure hunting with my cyberbit detector, and this was like the find of a lifetime. I’ve got the headphones on, I’m listening, and all of a sudden I get this pinging. Ping, ping, ping.
So, I frantically begin to dig, and there in an old treasure chest was an overflowing supply of bits. Just looking into that chest I estimated it to be about one foot by two feet by a foot and a half deep. Overflowing with bits.
I said, “Self, how many bits can you fits in one square inch? Well, they’re cyberbits, dummy,” says I to meself, and then exclaimed, “that means there are as many as you say there are!”
So, I’ve decided on billions and billions. I’ve got to be careful, though. Despite it being on me own land, I’m sure there are buried treasure laws that will hand everything over to the Smithsonian or the Tri-Lateral Commission.
Fortunately for me, they’re tasteless, odorless, massless, and pulseless. I’m thinking of just putting them all in my spirit locker and spiriting them all away to Japan. Where I’m sure they’ll be safe from prying eyes.
The Shibumicoin will be the de facto world currency.
All other “X”coins will bow before it.
This is because of its massiveness in spite of existing in a cyber state. Large numbers of Higgs Bosons are incorporated in the minting of Shibumicoins, thus giving them the substance that all other virtual currencies lack.
All your “X”coins are belong to us. For Great Justice!