Here's the future of math:
You have seven, you take three away. How does seven feel about that?
You have one million. Somebody tries to subtract three. You don't let them, because: a) Racism.
Two sensitive, caring, interior designers want to be married. Because of his opposition to the natural love these two [possible] men [actually one of them is not sure] feel for each other, the Christian cake-baker they've targeted er, selected, should be forced to a) give them a cake b) attend one year nightly reeducation classes so he can understand why his Church and 7,000 years of civilization have been so tragically mistaken c) Personally photograph the wedding and honeymoon d) immediately give up his own children for adoption in their perfect, nurturing, caring, home e) all of the above.
A mean rich person owns a Wendy's franchise. To pay for his history of oppression of Blacks, Latinos, wimmin, transgendered, asexual, and indigenous people he should a) support an immediate tripling of the minimum wage b) buy electric cars for all of his employees c) change his menu to veggie burgers and tofu nuggets whose preparation is supervised only by Ethical Vegans d) reach out to his community by paying the crack dealers in his neighborhood to play Xbox when they have to lay low e) all of the above.
You gave any answer other than e) to the previous two questions because: a) Homophobia and Racism.
That my friend, is the future of math.
LOL ... are you sure you don’t do stand-up on the side?