[rktman]

Oh had their parents only used these lo those many years ago. Early enough to start planning your own counter celebration. Load up those gas cans, prep your grills, plan a bonfire, buy some 100 watt bulbs for this special occasion and ready your vehicles for all day cruises or maybe just to leave running in the driveway all day long. They certainly have marketed this load of crap well. As an aside, pressure from special interest groups obviously have influence on corporations when you see just how many have bought in to this crap. It's one thing to be a good steward but a totally different things to be a slobbering zombie about this. If they really cared, the would commit themselves to the "ultimate" in honoring gaia. Funeral pyres be damned. But of course they want you/us gone so things are "better" for them. Um, no!

[JoeProBono]

[Organic Panic]

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY VLADIMIR ILLYICH LENIN!!! Now I gotta go murder my girlfriend” - Ira Einhorn, co-founder of earth day

[BenLurkin]

Send them to the Third World for crying out loud.

For all that matter — send battalions of surgeons to perform free vasectomies.

[R_Kangel]

.... Well ... they do have other uses you know .... for instance ..... I heard they make great golf club covers in the rain.

[SpaceBar]

Too bad they didn’t just set up a carbon monoxide booth.

[Sacajaweau]

It used to be just a regular old fig leaf.

Now, it's stylized!!

[SuziQ]

Just shows they’re the same Malthusians who have been pushing the overpopulation idea for years. These radical environmentalists consider human beings a virus on the planet, and think we don’t belong in ‘nature’. It’s a religion to them, plain and simple, and anyone who doesn’t agree is a heretic.

[moviefan8]

If they think the Earth is overpopulated or will become overpopulated, why don’t they kill themselves?

[logic101.net]

Aren’t discarded condoms killing sea birds who eat them thinking they are squid?

[Mastador1]

If all these earthwhackos feel this way they should immediately undergo sterilization! Set the standard live the dream and reduce the potential for more enviro nazis.

[Right Wing Assault]

I’ll give the enviro-mental-cases suicide pills. That will change the adult population much more quickly.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Better yet, let's all chip in and provide them with free memberships to VHEM.

[dfwgator]

Why don’t they just put their money where their mouths are and shoot themselves.

Then I might be impressed with their level of commitment to the cause.