Jimmy is giving NSA too much credit.
The NSA is intensely interested in the exact number of sheets of toilet paper used by 73 year old Mrs. Edna McGuillicudy, of 1313 Mockingbird Lane, Podunk, Nebraska. This is because she is intensely paranoid about being watched through her electrical outlets, and the NSA is desperate to find out how she knows they are watching her ballroom waddle-waltz in her underwear with her partner, her obese tomcat, Snookums.
Because, NATIONAL SECURITY!