I want to go on record and say that this is the beginning of the end.
They’ve found a giant asteroid heading our way and we’re all gonna die.
BRB, I’m gonna go loot a Best Buy for a wicked huge flat-screen TV.
It would be nice if they would let us know sooner rather than later. I have some vacation time left that I would hate to see go to waste.
Grab me a case of Heineken on your way back.