They flat-out executed the guy.
I'll bet one of the Fat Blue-Costumed Donut Barrage Balloons accidentally pulled the trigger on a weapon he shouldn't have had in his steroid-enhanced, sugar-donut trembling mitts, and then all the rest of the crazed cop gunmen had to pull the triggers on their handguns and assault rifles, too.
Why do so many cops look like blimps?
So many look like blimps because they don’t have to chase people any more, they just shoot them.