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To: Atlas Sneezed
“The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers.”
William Shakespeare - Henry VI, Part 2 Act 4, Scene 2

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Ha-ha. I get it now. Funny joke.

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OK, last 2 jokes (and there's a million more)

Q: What do you call a lawyer gone bad?
A: Senator.

Q: What's wrong with lawyer jokes?
A: Lawyers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes.

60 posted on 03/26/2014 2:23:06 PM PDT by Sideshow Bob
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To: Sideshow Bob

Both of those are funny!

Q: What do you call the guy who graduates at the bottom of his medical school class? (True real world counseling to depressed med students)
A: “Doctor!”

Q: What do you call the guy who graduates at the bottom of his Law school class?
A: “Your Honor!” (or: “Senator!”)


61 posted on 03/26/2014 3:09:30 PM PDT by Atlas Sneezed ("Income Inequality?" Let's start with Washington DC vs. the rest of the nation!)
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