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Only in Crook County, Illinois!
1 posted on 03/28/2014 1:03:38 PM PDT by PBRCat
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What could go wrong?


32 posted on 03/28/2014 1:39:32 PM PDT by Talisker (One who commands, must obey.)
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A group of psychiatrists go to tour an insane asylum that is reknowned for their progressive rehabilitation methods.

They begin by visiting some of the patients.

The first patient they visit is a young woman. She is practicing ballet. One of the psychiatrist asks, “What are you doing?” She replies, “I’m studying ballet so when I get out of here I can possibly join a troupe and be a productive member of society.” “Wow, that’s wonderful.”

The next person was a man reading a book with a pile of books next to him. The same question asked to him, “What are you doing?” “I’m studying biology, chemistry, etc. So I can enter medical school when I get out”

Room after room, they witnessed the incredible success and attitudes of the patients.

Until they finally reached a room the asylums director was reluctant to open. Finally, he was persuaded to open it.

Inside was a man balancing a peanut on his phallus.

The reaction of the psychiatrist, “My God what are you doing?” The man replied: “I’m Efffin nuts and I’m never getting out of here!”


33 posted on 03/28/2014 1:43:09 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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Let me guess...a democrat!


41 posted on 03/28/2014 3:10:49 PM PDT by CPT Clay (Follow me on Twitter @Clay N TX)
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Why not? Since the Democrat Party gained control of the Judiciary, it[the judiciary] cannot sink any lower.


43 posted on 03/28/2014 3:13:06 PM PDT by sport
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I thought that was one of the prerequisites for a judgeship’s job. Learn something new every day!


45 posted on 03/28/2014 3:36:43 PM PDT by lu shissler (ecause)
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Being a whacko is a deal breaker for being a judge? Maybe occasionally they will get one right.


52 posted on 03/28/2014 5:42:47 PM PDT by Starstruck (If my reply offends, you probably don't understand sarcasm or criticism...or do.)
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