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A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to a Ham Sandwich
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| March 28, 2014
| Todd Starnes
Posted on 03/28/2014 4:08:30 PM PDT by Kaslin
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posted on
03/28/2014 4:08:30 PM PDT
by
Kaslin
To: Kaslin
DO they sell French dressing?
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posted on
03/28/2014 4:11:19 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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posted on
03/28/2014 4:11:52 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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posted on
03/28/2014 4:12:16 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: Kaslin
Markets around here have both the “Mexican” and “Asian” aisles.
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posted on
03/28/2014 4:12:38 PM PDT
by
Mariner
(War Criminal #18)
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posted on
03/28/2014 4:12:40 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: Kaslin
Between this and the E U trying to get us to abandon the traditional names of cheeses like Parmesan, I don't know what we will do when we have a craving for cheese.
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posted on
03/28/2014 4:15:05 PM PDT
by
reg45
(Barack 0bama: Implementing class warfare by having no class.)
To: Mariner
Mexican aisle for salsa. Asian aisle for noodles, soy sauce, oyster sauce and sesame seed oil.
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posted on
03/28/2014 4:15:35 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: Kaslin
Blessed are the cheesemakers.
To: Kaslin
Non-issue.
Everyone knows a ham sandwich requires swiss cheese.
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posted on
03/28/2014 4:17:47 PM PDT
by
ZOOKER
(Until further notice the /s is implied...)
To: ZOOKER
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posted on
03/28/2014 4:18:45 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: Kaslin
I buy Mexican cheese all the time but it is not advertised as such.
That's right... its a Mennonite recipe.
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posted on
03/28/2014 4:18:58 PM PDT
by
mylife
(Ted Cruz understands the law, and is not afraid of the unlawful.)
To: ZOOKER
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posted on
03/28/2014 4:19:36 PM PDT
by
doc1019
To: mylife
To: BenLurkin
Yesiree.
How does one survive without Salsa Victoria, Soy and 5 Spice?
It would certainly be boring.
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posted on
03/28/2014 4:20:54 PM PDT
by
Mariner
(War Criminal #18)
To: Kaslin
The sad thing is, the Hispanic cheese can't show documents to prove it's what it says it is.
If you're extremely lucky, you'll find a pack with an embassy obtained Matrícula Consular card as documentation. Some stores in the U.S. won't recognize it as such tough.
Not to worry, you don't have to be a very big cheese to get one...
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posted on
03/28/2014 4:22:15 PM PDT
by
DoughtyOne
(Immigration Reform is job NONE. It isn't even the leading issue with Hipanics. Enforce our laws.)
To: Kaslin
Well, if there is one case where I don't mind diversity at all, as a matter of fact I love it, it's food.
I refuse to be offended.
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posted on
03/28/2014 4:41:58 PM PDT
by
BitWielder1
(Corporate Profits are better than Government Waste)
To: Kaslin
I had to Google "Mr Mister" to remember what hits they had back in the 1980s.
"Broken Wings" was one of them and I remember that song, here are some of the lyrics:
So take these broken wings
And learn to fly again, learn to live so free
And then a whole bunch of Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeahs...
Not yeah-yeahs in a Beatles kind of way, but yeah-yeahs in a Reagan era kind of way.
I miss the 1980s.
To: Kaslin
Lactose intolerance? I think he’s milking the joke.
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posted on
03/28/2014 4:49:19 PM PDT
by
chajin
("There is no other name under heaven given among people by which we must be saved." Acts 4:12)
To: reg45
Step away from the squeeze cheese, lol
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