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A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to a Ham Sandwich
Townhall.com ^ | March 28, 2014 | Todd Starnes

Posted on 03/28/2014 4:08:30 PM PDT by Kaslin

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1 posted on 03/28/2014 4:08:30 PM PDT by Kaslin
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To: Kaslin

DO they sell French dressing?


2 posted on 03/28/2014 4:11:19 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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Or Chinese mustard?


3 posted on 03/28/2014 4:11:52 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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Or Italian bread?


4 posted on 03/28/2014 4:12:16 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Kaslin

Markets around here have both the “Mexican” and “Asian” aisles.


5 posted on 03/28/2014 4:12:38 PM PDT by Mariner (War Criminal #18)
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Or Russian rye?


6 posted on 03/28/2014 4:12:40 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Kaslin
Between this and the E U trying to get us to abandon the traditional names of cheeses like Parmesan, I don't know what we will do when we have a craving for cheese.
7 posted on 03/28/2014 4:15:05 PM PDT by reg45 (Barack 0bama: Implementing class warfare by having no class.)
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To: Mariner

Mexican aisle for salsa. Asian aisle for noodles, soy sauce, oyster sauce and sesame seed oil.


8 posted on 03/28/2014 4:15:35 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Kaslin

Blessed are the cheesemakers.


9 posted on 03/28/2014 4:16:25 PM PDT by HartleyMBaldwin
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To: Kaslin
Non-issue.

Everyone knows a ham sandwich requires swiss cheese.

10 posted on 03/28/2014 4:17:47 PM PDT by ZOOKER (Until further notice the /s is implied...)
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To: ZOOKER

Yup!


11 posted on 03/28/2014 4:18:45 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Kaslin
I buy Mexican cheese all the time but it is not advertised as such.
That's right... its a Mennonite recipe.


12 posted on 03/28/2014 4:18:58 PM PDT by mylife (Ted Cruz understands the law, and is not afraid of the unlawful.)
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To: ZOOKER

Amen, brother, amen! ;-)


13 posted on 03/28/2014 4:19:36 PM PDT by doc1019
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To: mylife

The meek don’t want it..


14 posted on 03/28/2014 4:20:22 PM PDT by Col Frank Slade
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To: BenLurkin
Yesiree.

How does one survive without Salsa Victoria, Soy and 5 Spice?

It would certainly be boring.

15 posted on 03/28/2014 4:20:54 PM PDT by Mariner (War Criminal #18)
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To: Kaslin
The sad thing is, the Hispanic cheese can't show documents to prove it's what it says it is.

If you're extremely lucky, you'll find a pack with an embassy obtained Matrícula Consular card as documentation. Some stores in the U.S. won't recognize it as such tough.

Not to worry, you don't have to be a very big cheese to get one...


16 posted on 03/28/2014 4:22:15 PM PDT by DoughtyOne (Immigration Reform is job NONE. It isn't even the leading issue with Hipanics. Enforce our laws.)
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To: Kaslin
Well, if there is one case where I don't mind diversity at all, as a matter of fact I love it, it's food.
I refuse to be offended.

17 posted on 03/28/2014 4:41:58 PM PDT by BitWielder1 (Corporate Profits are better than Government Waste)
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To: Kaslin
I had to Google "Mr Mister" to remember what hits they had back in the 1980s.

"Broken Wings" was one of them and I remember that song, here are some of the lyrics:

So take these broken wings
And learn to fly again, learn to live so free

And then a whole bunch of Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeahs...

Not yeah-yeahs in a Beatles kind of way, but yeah-yeahs in a Reagan era kind of way.

I miss the 1980s.

18 posted on 03/28/2014 4:45:19 PM PDT by SamAdams76
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To: Kaslin

Lactose intolerance? I think he’s milking the joke.


19 posted on 03/28/2014 4:49:19 PM PDT by chajin ("There is no other name under heaven given among people by which we must be saved." Acts 4:12)
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To: reg45

Step away from the squeeze cheese, lol


20 posted on 03/28/2014 4:51:58 PM PDT by k4gypsyrose
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