White House: Readout of the President’s Call with President Putin

White House ^ | 3/28/14 | The White House Office of the Press Secretary

[adorno]

It was a one-sided conversation and here is how it went:

What Putin really said to Obama in that phone call:

"I took the Crimean peninsula without firing a single shot.

I'm taking over the rest of the Ukraine, and you can't and won't do "sheet" about it.

I've got a list of other former Soviet republics that I'll be targeting next, and I know I can just walk in to take them, and neither the U.S. nor the Europeans can do "sheet" about it.

See you at the G8 next year, where I'll take the seat at the head of the table..

Now, go out and work on your golf swing, and let me take care of the world.

BTW, I know about all your trips abroad, including to my country, so, better keep your mouth shut and I won't tell."

[Noob1999]

That’s it?? That’s the entire transcript of Putin calling Zer0?

Gee, I never caught a phrase of what Putin said, after he must have said hello; The rest of this transcript was what Zer0 said to Putin.

Great balance to this reporting!

Either that, or Putin only said: “Hussein, FU, strong cable to follow!!!”

[HeartlandOfAmerica]

Anything that ends up with Crimea not belonging to the Ukraine is a loss. No spin/lies.

This is as fundamental as it gets.

[Reeses]

President Putin called President Obama today

for the joke of the day. A skilled cat plays with his mouse.