A lot of folks have already said the majority of Hollywood's “Christian Movie” offerings suck. Since “300 Spartans” isn't part of my beliefs I'm not particularly concerned about liberties taken with that story. I don't watch the “Starz garbage that should be rated XXX...the Tarzan movies, or the Hercules movies...” you seem obsessed with. However, there is a difference between a Biblical story and a myth. You ought to learn the difference.
Most of those on FR seem disgusted by your “Noah” movie and don't want to give our hard earned Conservative dollars to the Collectivist hypocrites in Hollyweird!
Why don't you go start a fan site because your marketing mission isn't panning out here!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIDa1yb_WUY
Noah found grace in the eyes of the Lord
Noah found grace in the eyes of the Lord
That is the reason the Scriptures record
Noah found grace in the eyes of the Lord
Noah found grace in the eyes of the Lord.
Well the Lord looked down from His window in the sky and said
I created man but I don`t remember why
Nothin` but fightin` since creation day
I`ll send a little water and I`ll wash`em all away.
So the Lord came down to look around a spell
And there He found Noah behavin` mighty well
And that is the reason the Scriptures record
Noah found grace in the eyes of the Lord.
Noah found grace in the eyes of the Lord
Noah found grace in the eyes of the Lord
That is the reason the Scriptures record
Noah found grace in the eyes of the Lord
Noah found grace in the eyes of the Lord.
The Lord said Noah there`s gonna` be a flood
And there`s gonna be some water and there`s gonna be some mud
Take off your hat Noah and take off your coat
Get a handshave and shave that and build yourself a boat.
Noah said Lord I don`t believe I could
The lord said Noah get some sturdy gopher wood
Ya never know what you can do till you try
Build it 50 cubits wide and 30 cubits high.
Noah found grace in the eyes of the Lord
Noah found grace in the eyes of the Lord
That is the reason the Scriptures record
Noah found grace in the eyes of the Lord
Noah found grace in the eyes of the Lord.
Noah said there it is, there it is Lord
The Lord said Noah it`s time to get aboard
Now take a creature a he and a she
And of course Mrs. Noah and the whole family.
Noah said Lord it`s gettin` mighty dark
The Lord said Noah get these creatures in the ark
Noah said Lord it`s beginnin` to pour
The Lord said Noah hurry up and shut the door.
Noah found grace in the eyes of the Lord
Noah found grace in the eyes of the Lord
That is the reason the Scriptures record
Noah found grace in the eyes of the Lord
Noah found grace in the eyes of the Lord.
Well the ark rose up on the foot of the deep
And after 40 days Mr.Noah took a peek said
We ain`t movin` Lord where are we at
The Lord said you`re sittin` on a mount Ararat.
Noah said Lord it`s gettin` mighty dry
The Lord said Noah see My rainbow in the sky
Take all the creatures and people to earth
And don`t be more trouble than you`re worth.
Noah found grace in the eyes of the Lord
Noah found grace in the eyes of the Lord
Noah found grace in the eyes of the Lord
And he landed high and dry
And he landed high and dry.
And he landed high and dry...