One Night at the Bar in San Francisco. . . .
I was at the pub the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking at the bar.
Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, “Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?”
One of them angrily screeched, “It’s Wales - Wales, you bloody idiot!”
So I apologized and replied, “I’m so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland?”
And that’s the last thing I remember before the earthquake flattened me . . . .
THAT was a good one!