Posted on 03/31/2014 6:04:03 PM PDT by dontreadthis
What if the answer to world peace is not, in fact, global redistribution of wealth, but global redistribution of hair follicles? Granted, this theory isn't any better or worse than all the other unproven theories that are guiding today's world politics, but this is exactly why we should give it a try.
According to my calculations, all wars will end as soon as world leaders begin to trade haircuts in the name of fairness and follicle equality for all.
Wait till the Russian media discovers the power of the race card and comes up with the headline, "Putin was born a poor black child." How can you fight that? With equal redistribution of hair follicles, how can anyone tell who's got the moral high ground?
Below are just some examples.
Visualize whirrled peas.
Did Oleg to those graphics! LOL! Awesome!
...and hominy?
Those are the FUNNIEST graphics I’ve seen this year!!
Thanks for posting, and thanks to People’s Cube for providing us with lots of laughs!!
If people are free to choose their gender, they should also be free to choose their race. Race is much less specifically defined than gender.
MORE HERE: http://www.zerohedge.com/news/europe-according
No man is an island, no man is an island; He's a peninsula....
I have French-Hungarian ancestry :)
I refuse to have a race card..
I reserve the right to despise whites, blacks, asians, hispanics, or persons of any indigenous race equally..
I’m fair................... I include men, women, sodomites, even dwarves.. too..
Kool, What are the odds.....?
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