[Brooklyn Attitude]

The left hates them because they LOOK like cigarettes, just like they hate toy guns and poptarts shaped like guns. Thinking about guns or cigs is a thought crime.

[zeugma]

The left hates them because they LOOK like cigarettes, just like they hate toy guns and poptarts shaped like guns. Thinking about guns or cigs is a thought crime.

Some look like cigs, some don't.

Here's mine below, with a bottle of the evil massively toxic juice beside it, and a lego minifig for scale. I think it looks like a sonic screwdriver.