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Obama's Stand-up Routine is Laughable Indeed
Townhall.com ^ | April 4, 2014 | Jonah Goldberg

Posted on 04/04/2014 4:59:34 AM PDT by Kaslin

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1 posted on 04/04/2014 4:59:34 AM PDT by Kaslin
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I’m seeing a Sammy Davis Jounior skit. Where is Saturday Night Live when you need ‘em?


2 posted on 04/04/2014 5:01:16 AM PDT by AD from SpringBay (http://jonah2eight.blogspot.com/)
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They have a person who says “ The emperor is laughing now. you are invited to join in”.
And like people around Stalin, nobody wants to be the first to stop laughing at his lame ass jokes.


3 posted on 04/04/2014 5:02:49 AM PDT by Yorlik803 ( Church/Caboose in 2016)
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the GOP is "the party of no"

I completely disagree: Democrats are telling us NO keeping your current health insurance or doctors, NO drilling for oil in Alaska, NO coal-fired electrical power plants, NO military superiority. And WE are the party of "no"???????

4 posted on 04/04/2014 5:03:25 AM PDT by NRA1995 (I'd rather be a living "gun culture" member than a dead anti-gun candy-ass.)
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"After I finished [my] half, I wanted [her] half back," Obama said.

'Bout sums up his entire philosophy.

5 posted on 04/04/2014 5:03:31 AM PDT by liberalh8ter (The only difference between flash mob 'urban yutes' and U.S. politicians is the hoodies.)
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The GOP could have more campaign material, talking points and political ads regarding this joker’s blunders. Yet they are talking about amnesty among other stupidities.

This guy is a petulant child. Any deft politico could destroy this moron and do it in an intelligent way without resorting to gutter politics.

I can’t believe this is what this nation has fallen to. President “Man Child” and his “mommy” handler.


6 posted on 04/04/2014 5:15:41 AM PDT by headstamp 2 (What would Scooby do?)
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Other parts of his schtick: calling people “folks,” and jogging up and down stairs. I always marvel at how he gets onto a stage — his fists clenched and bouncing at his abdomen. And the other day I saw him coming down the long stairs of Air Force One that way. It’s supposed to project youth and coolness. It just looks ridiculous.


7 posted on 04/04/2014 5:17:19 AM PDT by duckworth (Perhaps instant karma's going to get you. Perhaps not.)
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“The irony might have been lost on the president that Zingerman’s “honest wages” also lead to high prices.”

No irony here. How the hell would Zero know the relative cost of ANYTHING? He has NO frame of reference to make that assessment.
And, it has never been a secret that he has NO economic savvy.


8 posted on 04/04/2014 5:17:33 AM PDT by PubliusMM (RKBA; a matter of fact, not opinion. 01-20-2016; I pray we make it that long.)
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To: NRA1995
Yeah who is against the healthcare system that has been proven to be the best in the world?

Who is against drilling for oil in Alaska?

Who is against Coal Fired electric power plants?

Who is against American military superiority?

Answer: The Rats are and that is a fact

9 posted on 04/04/2014 5:18:11 AM PDT by Kaslin (He needed the ignorant to reelect him, and he got them. Now we all have to pay the consequenses)
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He then turned to Rep. Paul Ryan's budget proposal: "If they tried to sell this sandwich at Zingerman's, they'd have to call it the Stinkburger, or the Meanwich."

What a card. When he leaves office - and that can't happen soon enough! - he can go do stand-up. Of course he'd fail miserably.

10 posted on 04/04/2014 5:20:05 AM PDT by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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11 posted on 04/04/2014 5:23:46 AM PDT by Hotlanta Mike ("Governing a great nation is like cooking a small fish - too much handling will spoil it." Lao Tzu)
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American society is so screwed... all one can do is plan on how to survive once the land slide begins...


12 posted on 04/04/2014 5:27:00 AM PDT by dps.inspect (rage against the Obama machine...)
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Poor Zingerman’s... The Obamacide curse. They will be out of business in a year’s time and they don’t even know it yet.


13 posted on 04/04/2014 5:32:06 AM PDT by Hatteras
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Barry hides the pickle.


14 posted on 04/04/2014 5:35:12 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: duckworth
his fists clenched and bouncing at his abdomen.


15 posted on 04/04/2014 5:38:22 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Kaslin

Premier O’Bozo is a laugh a minute, isn’t he?


16 posted on 04/04/2014 5:41:04 AM PDT by Iron Munro (The future ain't what it use to be -- Yogi Berra)
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“Other parts of his schtick: calling people “folks,” and jogging up and down stairs. I always marvel at how he gets onto a stage — his fists clenched and bouncing at his abdomen. And the other day I saw him coming down the long stairs of Air Force One that way. It’s supposed to project youth and coolness. It just looks ridiculous.”
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I look out my window at Oak and Hickory trees, high off the ground in those trees are Penthouse apartments, inhabited by creatures who come down and stand on the grown in the same pose with two little paws clenched in front of their bellies, they have long fluffy tails. They too are prone to chatter in a language that means nothing to me. I wonder if one of them will wind up running for president. Wait, is that a tiny teleprompter I see out there?


17 posted on 04/04/2014 5:41:30 AM PDT by RipSawyer
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To: Hatteras

Obama is a good example of what a male becomes from a fatherless household


18 posted on 04/04/2014 5:45:49 AM PDT by LumberJack53213
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To: Kaslin

He’s screwed up so many jokes in the last few days. I guess he’s now bored and has moved on from jokes. Our president has officially become George Sanders.


19 posted on 04/04/2014 5:46:01 AM PDT by miss marmelstein (Richard Lives Yet!)
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Wanted: fresh panties for local reporter.

Waiting for President Obama at Zingerman's Deli
20 posted on 04/04/2014 5:48:35 AM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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