[The KG9 Kid]

He just makes shit up.

[Milton Miteybad]

He just makes shit up.

Indeed. And while he's lucid enough to make up some incredible story about an event that never actually happened, he's stupid enough to think that we'll believe it. Now, at least some of the people in his audience may well buy his cockamamie story, but to be honest about it, that may not be too surprising, since they're as dumb as he is.