[rktman]

Yup. A real comedian. Maybe he'll take over for letterman. Might have been funnier if he said he shared his salami with his gal pal val.

[Farmer Dean]

Obama thought the sandwich was to big.He only likes sliders,ask Reggie.

[bigheadfred]

Indeed, most of the alleged 7 million “enrollees” in Obamacare are people who lost their health insurance because of Obamacare.

I might have been one after we lost our insurance Jan. 1. But we can't afford it.

[MeshugeMikey]

if you Like Your Rueben ...you can Keep Your Rueben!

Obies Dream Job...Date Counselot on...

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[St_Thomas_Aquinas]

talking to crowds of adoring young people who already agree with him while acting like he persuaded them about something.

He's a true believer in himself. It's a prison that's hard to get out of.

[SkyDancer]

He could have said he ordered a pizza. The counter guy asked him how many slices to cut it into. 0bama thought “well if I’m hungry make it 8 slices, if I’m not hungry then just six”

[TexasCajun]

Obamacare is O-TAY!!

[hometoroost]

He’s not our first gay president. He’s not our first black president. He’s our first 12-year-old girl president.

[txrefugee]

Can you imagine the hatred and scorn that would have been heaped on Pres. Bush had he called the Democrats’ budget a “Stinkburger”? This is the former president of the Harvard Law Review showing us his intellect, and not a peep out of the press about his low-brow remarks.

[onedoug]

Now that I’d like to see. He’d be cancelled the same week.

[RoosterRedux]

Obama is a stinkburger...

[ZOOKER]

When the president pitched the Affordable Care Act in 2009, there were roughly 30 million uninsured.
The Congressional Budget Office projects that in ten years there will be . . . roughly 30 million uninsured under Obamacare.

So we spent over $1 Trillion to fix a problem, only to have the problem remain, so we'll spend Billions or Trillions more next year, and the year after that, and the year after that, with the same result. Where have I heard that before? Oh yeah, the War on Poverty!

[Albion Wilde]

If it weren’t for the mute button, I’d have to throw away my tv. Can no longer stand that phony accent and smarmy voice.

[Mike Darancette]

“Took the pickle” was a huge laugh line.

Too bad Grossinger's is closed, Obama could work the show room at night and lead sessions of "Barry Sez" during the afternoon.

[Mike Darancette]

“Took the pickle” was a huge laugh line.

Too bad Grossinger's is closed, Obama could work the show room at night and lead sessions of "Barry Sez" during the afternoon.