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Sounds like the friend’s GF is coming on to you. She saw you looking, trust me.

But I wasn’t looking. The one time I noticed, she was looking down at her phone and as I glanced over at what She was doing I thought, “Holy shlamoly. I’ll bet they’re fake.”

I’ve heard that when women get boob jobs, they may look scrumptious, but it takes away a lot of their feeling in them, which destroys the whole point. I think that was the reason for the joke in “Mean Girls”, where the mom had a boob job and the dog was chewing on them and she didn’t even know.

Fake boobs are a complete turn off to me. Udder and complete.