[Buckeye McFrog]

Time magazine just makes up the news now. No wonder you have to go to a dentist's office to find it.

My doctor said I was suffering from a rare tropical disease. Turned out I caught it from a magazine in his waiting room.

Henny Youngman

[lentulusgracchus]

My doctor said I was suffering from a rare tropical disease. Turned out I caught it from a magazine in his waiting room.

A little too close ..... that's what happened to that little kid that got sick on the ocean-racing yacht.

Her parents emporculated the mutt when they took a kid that small into a Mexican port .... the very air is alive down there with crap that will kill a grown man.

He said, having visited Cancun and lived, while people in his party of ~50 gringos were getting deathly sick all around him, up to about 50%.

[Jeff Chandler]

My doctor said I was suffering from a rare tropical disease. Turned out I caught it from a magazine in his waiting room.

That's no joke. Who in his right mind handles a magazine in a doctor's office? Or an emergency room waiting area?

I bring my own reading material wherever I go.