Back when I was searching the personal ads, I noticed (1) how many single women owned dogs and (2) how central those dogs seemed to be in their lives. To me, that was always a red flag, especially since I’m not that fond of dogs in the first place.
My criteria: No libtards, no tattoos, no dogs, no rugrats.
I hope to find a future “crazy cat lady”, just one with a similar worldview to mine.