Posted on 04/17/2014 7:29:03 PM PDT by rey
HAYWARD— Authorities in the San Francisco Bay Area are looking for a man who robbed a bank wearing a t-shirt that read "I Have Issues."
(Excerpt) Read more at pressdemocrat.com ...
A social worker I once knew used to say ‘Society has issues, people have problems.’
Bank Robber Apparel by Captain Obvious
Yeah, I bet she would have an issue with that.
Odd they cannot determine if the suspect is white or Hispanic when that is generally easily determined. Especially when the bankers have installed 40+ cameras in most of the banks, covering every angle.
Wrong T shirt! It should have read:
Willie Sutton Is My Hero.
Have A Good Day!
” .... the suspect, described as a white or Hispanic male ... “
Why is it okay to report it when it’s a white or Hispanic involved? If the suspect was black, they wouldn’t have reported it.
Does the newspaper just want us to assume it’s a black if they don’t report it?
Trevor Philips?
I hear that a jail term can cure “issues”.
Must have been a pretty big shirt...
I had my “BipolarBob” shirt on when i went into the bank but didn’t rob it.
At least it didn’t say, “I have a gub.”
He does...LOL...
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