” Alcohol, pills, phones and senile old people are far worse.”
When I’m driving to town to pick up my pension checque and Memantine (for my Alzheimer’s), I like to wash down some Vicodin and beenies with Jim Beam. Then I grab my iPhone (carefully, so as not to stir up my rheumatism) and tweet about it. Sometimes, I see a hippy going by toking on pot. That riles me up so much, I take another pull on the Beam, and tweet about that too.
What were we talking about?
Perfect.