Is a bear Catholic?
Only if it craps in the woods, and is observed by someone else
and makes the "sign of the cross" from left-to right = (Roman) Catholic
If it makes the "sign of the cross " from right-to-left= (Eastern Rite/ Orthodox) Catholic
If it makes NO sign of the cross,... it is an athesist omnivore , and constantly looking for more atheists !
Does this mean that the pope poops in the woods?