Posted on 04/21/2014 5:46:06 AM PDT by Kaslin
Female, feisty and unemployed? Fear not! Obama will need to hire IRS Girls Gone Wild to replace Lois Lerner.
To secure his legacy and help Democrats win future elections, Obama needs to replace former IRS Director of Exempt Organizations Lois Lerner, his number one Agency Girl Gone Wild. Lois has already been replaced in name since she retired (with full benefits!) on September 23, 2013. But, Obama still needs to find a mini Lois Lerner.
It’s hard to find a replacement for Lois. Who could possibly replicate her trademark trickery? Or her passion for repression? Who could duplicate her talent for exercising shake down efforts on tea party organizations faster than spring breakers can shake their booties?
Obama needs a woman who is willing to email the IRS Commissioner’s Chief of Staff and say: Hey, is there any way we can chat with the Department of Justice and “piece together false statement cases about 501(c)4 applicants who ‘lied’ on their 1024s”? (Thanks to a Judicial Watch Freedom of Information Act Lawsuit filed against the IRS in 2013, we now know Lerner said that.)
Qualifications Needed to Join the IRS Girls Gone WIld:
1.) Must be able to bat your lashes, evade questions and employ your Fifth Amendment rights under pressure.
2.) Poor math skills. For example, the ideal candidate will not know that 75 is exactly one quarter of 300.
3.) Wear stiff, matronly suits so as to appear smart and industrious.
4.) It is helpful to have a lust for power and to derive S&M-like pleasure from shutting down and targeting groups that promote freedom, individualism and the values of America’s founders.
When Lerner carried the big stick at the IRS, it seems it was acceptable for IRS agents to perform their jobs with the professionalism of Miley Cyrus and Robin Thicke. ABC News reported last week that Oregon resident Vincent Burroughs is persisting with his sexual coercion and invasion of privacy lawsuit against the federal government and IRS agent Dora Abrahamson.
According to Burroughs’s story, Abrahamson had a crush on him. (She was apparently attracted to his hobby of ‘rac[ing] motorcycles.’) Abrahamson was assigned (or assigned herself) to Burroughs when he fell behind on his taxes. She allegedly began sending him flirty texts and then one night she showed up on his doorstep on the pretence of helping him organize his paperwork for the IRS. When he opened the door, she threw on the moves—pushing him back, bombarding him with kisses, and jumping on top of him. It ended up as you can imagine.
Burroughs says he felt pressured to have sex with Abrahamson given her position at the IRS and her influence on his finances. He recently described the incident to 20/20: “I felt like a cheap whore.” Abrahamson recused herself from his audit the next day.
We may never know the full truth about the rendezvous of IRS Girls Gone Wild like Lerner and Abrahamson. For, the Obama administration’s top lawyer, Attorney General Eric Holder, appears to be doing everything he can to obstruct justice and cloud the truth.
Obama’s Attorney General refuses to assign an independent prosecutor to investigate the IRS’ targeting of patriotic groups—despite the fact that the Treasury Inspector General released a report back in May of 2013 confirming that such targeting had been in practice since 2010. Instead, Holder supports the Obama administration’s pick for an investigator: a Democratic Obama donor.
Bill Clinton was not a perfect president, but at least his Attorney General Janet Reno appointed independent special prosecutors in the interest of promoting justice. And we thought Clinton was the ladies’ man!
It’s time to bring credibility to the federal government. We’ve exposed the IRS Girls Gone Wild. We can’t let the Obama administration hire any more. Holder should be fired if he won’t appoint an independent prosecutor. Holder can join Girls Gone Wild Extraordinaire Lois Lerner at the beach, as she enjoys her permanent spring break.
How about Lindsey Lohan, or Miley Cyrus, Madonna, Rachael Maddow, they will find someone appropriate who will continue their mission.
Any of these women would be better...
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