Michelle Obama: 'splurging is the key to life'

A.P. ^ | April 20 2014 | STACY A. ANDERSON

[MeshugeMikey]

Michelle Obama said "splurging is the key to life" if you regularly eat right and stay active. Her biggest guilty pleasure: French fries.

"How would you appreciate vegetables if you never had chocolate?" she asked. "You couldn't live without a little chocolate, a little French fries."

[itssme]

And I’ll bet she’s stuffing her “guilty pleasure” French fries aplenty down in her pants, from the look of her rear end.

[fullchroma]

I’ve had it with the lecturing. Mind your own business, lady.

[Mastador1]

I would call the mooch trailer trash, but it’s just not right insulting trailer trash like that! These people are such low class that they would need a ten foot ladder just to reach the ass level.

[Mears]

Does she ever just SHUT UP???????

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[lee martell]

Is the Ant & the Grasshopper sort of like the Tortoise & the Hare in philosophy?

[2ndDivisionVet]

French fries must be a euphemism for Maine Lobster.

[BatGuano]

That is one dopey Bitch there! As if her husband isn’t enough to make one vomit on a daily basis, the first ho is just the icing on the vomit cake....YEESH

[tumblindice]

She’s going to be lecturing five Topeka high schools soon, the lucky kids! They could be celebrating graduation, instead they get one more class.

[Pearls Before Swine]

Guys, give the Big Caboose a break. She only said “splurging”, not “spooging.” It’s just empty comfort-calories.

[moviefan8]

Similar.

Maybe both stories can be applied to her.

[MeshugeMikey]

THANK YOU!!! I needed that..

[null and void]

No kidding?

[Marcella]

“Does she ever just SHUT UP???????”

No, and she looks mad and nasty most of the time. Neither of those POS should be in our house. I had to send money to IRS this month and hated those two would blow it with another “trip” or send it to some homo outfit. Literally so disgusting they are.

[dforest]

Lobster. Wagyu beef, champagne, she also splurges on quite often.

[grania]

How could you appreciate vegetables if you never had chocolate?

HUH???? I would appreciate my vegetables much, much more if there were no such thing as chocolate that I can't all that much of.

[CatherineofAragon]

A “little” french fries, huh?

I’ve seen the pictures of that beast shoveling in the junk food like an animal at the trough. It’s more like a truckload of fries.

[MeshugeMikey]

nickels dimes...quarters .

[MeshugeMikey]

ahahahaha Mooch orders her fries OPRA-SIZED!!

[Cincinatus]

“I think at some point, you’ve made enough money.” - Barack Hussein Obama

"But that doesn't mean that you've ever spent enough!" he continued.

[MeshugeMikey]

Handbags dresses..SHOES....Travel Expenses...

yes she limits her splurges to SO FEW items